Well... Actually not just Larry Stylinson but also Supernatural, Sherlock and Destiel.... And basically just whatever else I find amusing. Enjoy and feel free to acknowledge my ask...
(Pssstt! That means you really should ask me stuff! I love it!)

almyro:

laterinthecaveoflesbians:

rapeculturerealities:

chocolateist:

i-want-cheese:

bakaandty:

i-want-cheese:

blogorgtfo:

assbutt-in-the-garrison:

Back when I was younger and more ignorant and misinformed than I am now, one of my exes literally made me feel guilty sometimes when he got a boner and I didn’t want to “take care of him”. He claimed that it caused him a lot of pain and he said that his doctor had actually said he couldn’t leave himself in that state or else he could damage himself…. So made me feel like I HAD to give him relief even when I really did not desire to. And that sucked.

Wait… it DOESN’T hurt them?

Boys get boners all the time for no reason. No, it doesn’t hurt them. If any boy tries to tell you otherwise, run away as fast as you can because he’s lying to you for the sake of his penis.

No penis is more important than you because you are a whole person and a penis is just a spongy flab o’ flesh. 

Hahaha deff not I get boners constantly.
Math
Driving
Light
Anything causes them

Favorite answer so far.

Math.

Plus if it’s really that much of a problem masturbation is always an option.  Any dude who’d rather pressure someone into having sex against their will rather than masturbate is not only a terrible human being he’s a rapist and should be run from, quickly.

I’m pretty sure boners “hurt” in the same way vaginas “hurt” when you’re super aroused. Like the good kind of pressure that will go away after like 30 seconds of non activity. Like, you’ll be fine. It happens to everyone.

I can’t believe that there are guys who actually do this to women. Like how can you even be such a douchebag. Wow.

(via futuremrshes)

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ohthefond:

daysundercover:

what if louis wears the “oops” sweater on stage

what if louis wears an “oops” crop top on stage

(via compasstoleeds)

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oh-those-dead-frenchboys:

krudman:

the-average-gatsby:

thanks joffrey

What a great message. I wish all characters were this nice. Does anyone know what this is from?

(via butdontmovehoney17)

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Louis Tomlinson introducing Strong during the new tour, probably (via buscandoelparaiso)

(via oops-hi-green-blue)

And this is a song I wrote for my archenemy Harry Styles. I hate you so much it’s hurting.
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boys-are-gay:

The show that broke all stereotypes:

Suite Life of Zach and Cody

  • Asian girl was stupid
  • Blonde girl was smart
  • Black guy had a formal job
  • White guy was a goofy plumber
  • Fat kid gets the girls

point made

It’s Zack you uncultured swine

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NO SPELLING CORRECTIONS IN MY LOBBY

(Source: ov3rwhelmd, via asdfghjkl-icant-even)

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someone who isn’t going to do what you asked

(via thirstiest)

(Source: thirstiest, via merthur-have-the-tardis-at-221b)

maybe

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ashazzminscreed:

omfgcate:

dqdbpb:

we’re halfway thru april, u know what tht means?

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#ITS GONNA BE MAY

HOW DOES THIS MAKE ME LAUGH EVERY FUCKING YEAR!?

(via sslarrytotheend)

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sunharry:

reblog if u survived the november 2k13 - april 2k14 one direction drought 

(via marcel-tomlinson)

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weeping-angelcondoms:

doctorwinchesterin221b:

I’ve never seen Dean look so done

Dean was just so done with everything in this episode

(Source: failchester, via acklesandhissnackles)

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7 hours ago

monocleenterprises:

unbalancedfox:

g0ggles:

When people in movies run directly away from the train / boulder / truck / etc instead of just like, taking two steps to the side of it

OH NO A GIGANTIC TREE FALLING OVER *runs away directly along its length*

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Bucky knows what’s up

(Source: hama0n, via butdontmovehoney17)

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Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?
Why are you so sweet on me, Clarence?

(Source: dem0nsss, via whitecrippledwings)

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witchyguy:

sanhaim:

t-h-o-t-h:

concernedresidentofbakerstreet:

i think we found the opposite of nash greir

I’m glad people are seeing this

As a guy, I agree with him 100% we are dicks and we are not worth it.

^^

(Source: the90sk-i-d-s, via merthur-have-the-tardis-at-221b)

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average-fan-girl:

okay the fall of 2013 was a prime time for the boys and i think its time we recognize the drastic change in appearance and cleanliness from just a few months ago..

then

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now..

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then

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now..

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then

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now…

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then 

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now..

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now…

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okay zayns still hot as fuck but you get the point

(via marcel-tomlinson)

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